Daily Kup (My Life as a Gainfully Unemployed Person)Heat. Thunder. Lightening. Rain. Sunshine.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
The Daily Grind
Good evening, everyone. I'm so glad that I found this meeting. I need your help to get my life back together. My name is Burning K. and -- this is so hard to admit to a room full of strangers -- I am an Anti-topical. Yes, it's true. I have to come to grips with the fact that I don't care about any of the major issues of the day:
* Brett Favre's career plans
* Lindsay Lohan's release from jail, exile from Hollywood or either of her obnoxious parents
* Oprah's new television network
* Tiger Woods' performance in any arena -- we all know what his handicap is
* Team Edward or that other guy either
* The Mel Gibosn recordings and penchant for speech laden with movie cliches and Scotch
* Whether Sarah Palin's daughter is engaged or not to that walking side of beef
* The British Royal Family's sagging finances to match their stiff upper lips
* The location of LeBron James or what Charles Barkley thinks about it
* Anyone called Snooki
On the other hand, I kind of want to know what really happened that made that flight attendant snap and take the escape chute to the tarmac. So, I guess there's hope for me. With your support, I know I can be rehabilitated.
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